What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

I broke my finger!

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where do frogs keep their money?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?