How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?