What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What color are all the books in the library?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

How do lawyers say goodbye?