What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?