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Mutt-on chop!
What dog never pays attention in class?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
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