What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
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Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
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