Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?