Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why are books always so angry?