Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
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