Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why are goats so funny?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What sweet treat never panics?