What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call octopus twins?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is another name for a cow?