What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?