Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why do cows go to New York?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

If you need help building an ark..

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?