Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?