Why do mice need oiling?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?