Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do cows go to New York?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do cows like to dance to?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
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