How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?