Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why do bees gossip?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?