Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why are cats good at playing video games?