What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why is a computer so smart?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?