Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Where do cows go on vacation?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?