What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What animal floats best?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?