Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

It's allergy season again?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why don't ants get sick?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?