What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where does the president keep his razor?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do stars go to college?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

If you need help building an ark..

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

How can you make 7 even?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"