Where do polar bears vote?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call a peanut in space?