What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?