What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?