Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What is the most adorable season?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?