Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

When do astronauts eat?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why don't ants get sick?