Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What horn never makes a sound?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?