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Where does the president keep his razor?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What animal styles their hair every day?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

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What tea do footballers drink?