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How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

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What's a dentist's favorite movie?

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What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What makes music in your hair?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?