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Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?