What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?