What condiment has wings?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why don't ants get sick?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?