How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

How do birds threaten one another?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why are stones so good at music?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?