Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
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