Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
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