Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
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