Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?