Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why do rhinos charge?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of books do boats write?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did you learn in school today, son?