What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?