What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What time does Donald Duckā¢ļø wake up?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why is Peter Pan⢠always flying?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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