What kind of pants do fish wear?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

How do fleas travel?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?