What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
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