What fish only swims at night?

Why are turtles so shy?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?