What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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How do fleas travel?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
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