What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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