Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?