What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
How are mountains able to see?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
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