What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
How do you make antifreeze?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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