What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why are winter days great?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What do golfers drink on the green?
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