What's the coldest vegetable?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

How does a taco bless the table?