What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
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