What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
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