What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What type of car do planets buy?

Where do ants go to eat?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How do eggs end a TV show?