Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Which state has the best streets?

What did one plate say to the other?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?