Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you get straight A's?
How can you make 7 even?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which family member has tusks?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
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