The museum curator needed a break.

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What shape has a knighthood?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What are you studying in math?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?