What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?