Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?