What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why do moms make good vintners?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?