How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why was the dog overweight?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What food is a man's best friend?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why are ghosts always single?

Can February March?