What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Which plant has the best roar?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?