Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?