What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What's the saddest part of the week?