What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why can't you trust a pig?