Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call a small mom?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?