Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why was the bud so shy?