How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
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The museum curator needed a break.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What day is your mom always right?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
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