How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do fleas travel?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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