How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
When do mice play every day?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
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