How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where does the president keep his razor?
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