Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How do billboards talk?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?