Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What game does chlorine never lose?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Which animals make the most honest judges?

How do scientists freshen their breath?