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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

A book just fell on my head.

What dinosaur loves to play golf?