What sport do horses love to play?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do cows like to dance to?