What game do bats excel at?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What animal floats best?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?