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Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Which condiment adds the most kick?