Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?