What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do math teachers eat?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Where do horses reside?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?