Who invented fractions?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?