What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How do fleas travel?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?