What is a book's preferred method of communication?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How are teens like cats?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?