Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?