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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What was the first animal in space?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?