Why did the professor write on the window?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

How can you make 7 even?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What type of flower grows up too fast?