Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?