What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
I broke my finger!
Why do math teachers love March?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
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