Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Families are like fudge.

What bird is always sad?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?