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It's an ivy league school.
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Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
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What is the solar system's favorite candy?
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What bee is good for your health?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
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