Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you measure a millennial?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
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