Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do trees keep as a pet?