What's the king of all school supplies?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How do you arrest a pig?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?