Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
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