Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?