Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Which state is the cleanest?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?