What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

How did the toad die?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why was the fish so smart?