What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?