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What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

I like telling Dad jokes.

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Why do rhinos charge?

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What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?