What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do bees chew?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why are fish such good architects?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?