What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why are all priests fit?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?