Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
How do you measure a millennial?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
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