What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What fish only swims at night?

Why are cars magic?