What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?