What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do elves learn in school?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?