Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
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Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
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