Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which state has the best streets?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
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