What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Can February March?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?