If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

If you need help building an ark..

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?