Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What game do mice love to play?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
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