Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
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