Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do billboards talk?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What tree has the most bark?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
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