Where do baby apes sleep?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why do math teachers love March?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What birds always travel in twos?

How do you grill cheese?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?