Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"