What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?