Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
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What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do bears keep cool?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
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