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Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

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Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?