Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why was the bud so shy?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?