What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?