Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?