What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What animals make the best students?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What should your husband name his internet connection?