How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?