What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What a re-leaf!
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did electricity win the race?
The museum curator needed a break.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What animal loves Indian food?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
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