How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do bees chew?