What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What is a table you can eat?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What superpower do all middle children have?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?