What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?