What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?