What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's a dog's favorite city?