Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What season begins with a thud?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's the loudest sport?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why are farmers so laid-back?