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Hard-boiled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
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What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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What type of pasta helps you relax?
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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
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