Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a small mom?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
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