What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?