Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?