What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the student eat their homework?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What bird is always sad?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.