Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the bee say to the flower?
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