Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why did the foal cough?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
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