Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do frogs get to work?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
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