Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What animals make the best students?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
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