Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do horses say to greet each other?
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