Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which state has the best streets?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
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