What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call an arctic cow?

I broke my finger!

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

I'm not a bad putter.

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?