Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How do you make a bandstand?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.