What do little fish love to play with?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?