Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
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