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What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

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What's the coldest vegetable?