What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What's the most determined bird?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?