How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
When does a horse talk?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
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