How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
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