How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
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What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the fish blush?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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