How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
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