What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

When do astronauts eat?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What time of day was Adam created?