When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
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