Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What country has the most fish?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?