What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do elves learn in school?

What time of day was Adam created?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?